What is your favorite move line?

[mouserpg]

Nice weather? You think we're having... nice weather? I guess you didn't lose the only one that meant anything in your life. I guess you don't feel burned out by the human misery and despair perpetrated by the criminal vermin that infest every pore of this decaying city, forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey to dull the pain that shatters your heart, rips at your soul, and keeps your days forever gray. What flavor Icee you got today?

Desk Clerk: That her?
Wes Luger: No, that's a picture.

Mr. Jigsaw: [holding a gun on York] In a little while, Miss York, you will be begging for mercy.
Sgt. Billy York: No, no, I'll beg now.

Sgt. Billy York: [after being questioned about the microfilm] McCracken!
Mr. Jigsaw: Thank you, Ms York!
[shoots York]
Mr. Jigsaw: [turns around, confused] Is that Dan McCracken, or Mike McCracken?
Sgt. Billy York: Mike...
[Mr. Jigsaw shoots York again]
Mr. Jigsaw: [turns around again] Is he on Alpine or Oak?
Sgt. Billy York: [thinking] Alpine...
Mr. Jigsaw: [shoots York again]
Sgt. Billy York: Psst... Park on Third- you'll never find a spot on Alpine.
Mr. Jigsaw: [smiling] Thank you! You have been most co-operative!
Sgt. Billy York: [in pain] Don't mention it.
Mr. Jigsaw: [shoots York again]

[Passion]

Here's a couple of my favorite Groucho Marx lines.....................

"Say, you remind me of the Prince of Wales! And believe me, I know a whale when I see one!"

"One day I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got in my pajamas I'll never know."


"Closer, closer" "If you were any closer I'd be in back of you!"



I LOVE the Marx Brothers!!!!

Love, In Christ,
Lisa

Oh, me too!

The only thing I can remember right offhand is part of a silly song Groucho sang: "My name is Captain Spaulding, the African explorer, I'm really glad I came here, but I really must be going!"

Then there was something about how something would be bigamy: "But--that would be bigamy!" Groucho says something like "bigamy, big a you, big a both of us!"

"Close, but no cigar!"

[Passion]

From Young Frankenstein

Standing at the castle door with the Dr's fiance and his laboritory assis.

Dr Frankenstein: Igor help me with the bags

Igor: Ok I'll take the Blond You get the Brunett


Driving carriage through the woods the hear a wolf howl

Dr. Frankenstiein: Weirwolf ?

Igor: There wolf

Mel Brooks movies are just hilarious

Those were great! How about the part near the beginning, when Dr. Frankenstein is teaching in his classroom, and some student kept going on and on about Dr. F's grandfather's work, and he finally has heard enough and yells, "My grandfather's work was DOO-DOO!"--just as, in exasperation, as he slaps his thigh, he forgets he's holding a scalpel-- and sinks it deep into his thigh......

Or the part where they're trying to figure out how the candle that controls the bookcase/secret door--the thing slams shut on Dr. F. and he manages to murmur "Put....the candle....back."

[Passion]

Okay, now you've done it--got me going on Mel Brooks. How about "Blazing Saddles"--never mind. I can't remember any lines that can be posted here.

If anyone else can, I'd love to be reminded!

[momintraining]

Aragorn: It's a long jump
Gimli: Toss me
Aragorn: What?!
Gimli: Toss me now! Ah but, don't tell the Elf?
LOTR TT battle at Helms Deep

[Herr_Earalav]

From "Galaxy Quest", one of the best Star Trek spoofs ever made:

"Don't open that! Is there any air out there? You don't know!"

"Digitize me, Fred!"

"Oh, it always stops at one..."

"Did you people ever WATCH the show??!?"

And so many more that I can't possibly include even a good sample...

[mark s]

It's the opening day of trout season in Australia, and round after rousing round of Waltzing Matilda, sung by the chorus of revelers, fills the air, as a mask over their common fate of approaching radiation sickness, til in the quite, still of the night, a beautiful clear voice sings the thought that hangs in the backs of their minds,

"Up jumped the swagman, leapt into the billabong,
"You'll never catch me alive," said he,"

from On The Beach (1959)

. . . this always make me cry

[smackbucket]

That's it. I've had it with this dump. We've got no food. We've got no jobs. OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

You can watch the scene here.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjAITRaItKQ

Dave

[D4Christ]

From the movie 'Rush Hour'

Can you understand the words coming out of my mouth?!

From the movie 'Aliens'

Get away from her you b***!

From the movie 'Superman'

Lois Lane: You've got me, but whose got you!

From the movie 'Elf'

Will Ferrell: Does santa know you left the workshop...he's an angry elf.

[shorttribber]

"Well it comes in purdy handy down here bub"-----------James Stewart (It's a wonderful life) responding to Clerance the angel about there being no need for money in heaven

[shorttribber]

How about Don Knotts(incredible Mr Limpet)----------------About a lecture he is going to on crustaceans-----------------------------------------------------------------"You know, he's gonna talk about the mating habits of the shell fish. It's a little risque'. Sorta for adults only you know".---------------------------

[lahalbo]

From "Galaxy Quest", one of the best Star Trek spoofs ever made:

"Don't open that! Is there any air out there? You don't know!"

"Digitize me, Fred!"

"Oh, it always stops at one..."

"Did you people ever WATCH the show??!?"

And so many more that I can't possibly include even a good sample...

How about - "Let's get out of here before they kill Guy!"

"Whoever wrote this episode should be shot!" or something like that

I agree, you can't even scratch the surface on Galaxy Quest.

Love Elf too!! Tickle Fight!!!

[Hippiechic]

"She just likes me for my body."

ToMater from Disney's Cars

"Nonsense, you just say that because no one ever has!"

Wesley from Princess Bride (on entering the fire swamp)

"But what you don't know is that I'm not left handed either!"

also Wesley

My Wesley will always come for me

Buttercup from same movie

As you wish!

Wesley

(could quote this movie all day....)

You ain't foolin' me girly girl. I know who you are. If I find but one hair off of that man's head, I'll slap you faster than you can slap a tick

sheriff on Fried Green Tomatoes

And I... wanna dance with you

Wedding Planner

I've got moves you've never seen!

My Best Friend's Wedding

You can never be jello. Creme brulee can never be jello.

also from My Best Friend's Wedding


Man, I could just go on... and don't get me started on Veggie Tales!

Oh, Where is my hairbrush?

[runner4jesus]

Jackie Gleason used say on the Honeymooners.

"HOW SWEEEET IT IS".



Gives away my age, don't have a T.V. now...

[suzanne]

lets not forget the greatest line in moviedom


"Frankly my dear I don't give a d--m"

Rhett Butler Gone with the wind

[ChrisJ]

I love Galaxy Quest! Great quotes you guys!

(Hippiechic tends to discourage my watching this classic spoof, so I will lay low and not add any new quotes :)

ChrisJ

[runner4jesus]

Here's a good OLD FASHIONED ONE:

Remember The Lone Ranger & Tonto? The Ranger's famous line was:

"Yes, Kemmosabee"

We even had our ears pinned to that old radio listening to The LONG RANGER. It was a neat day with innocence and wholesomeness you rarely see today.

[redeemed1953]

Love means never having to say your sorry--Love Story circa 1971

Faulty thinking, but a great line.


"I'm not a sweet as I used to be" Shirley McClain in Steel Magnolias
My motto as I continue to age!!!

[Cantaress4Him]

"Yes, but who wants diabetes." (FAME 1980)

This was said during a verbal judo match between two female dancers (one black and one white) while they were practicing ballet with a mutual male love interest. The black female dancer (Irene Cara) said to the white female dancer, "The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice," of course referring to herself as the best choice for the young male dancer's attention. Then without missing a beat, the white female dancer said, "Yes, but who wants diabetes."

Classic!

[daffodyllady]

Wow, It's been so long since I have seen a movie... let me see...

In one of the Herbie movies, the little old lady was being driven by Herbie very fast to the top of a parking garage, and was being followed by the tycoon's guys in their long black car. They were phoning their boss, reporting what was going on...

"She's driving like a madman! She's going up, and up, and up!"

(My daughter uses that one on me sometimes.)

And,
From ...I think it was the same movie, or maybe it was another Herbie movie...
at a drive-in-diner,

The young lady looks desperately to the next vehicle, crying loudly: "I'm locked in! I can't get out!"

The hippies' reply:

"We all locked in, chicky baby, we all locked in!"

[Song of Praise]

"You'll shoot yer eye out!" - A Christmas Story

"I love high school girls. Every year I get older and they stay the saaaaame age..." Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused.

"See ya on the seesawww Cindy *lisp*" A Very Brady Movie

"What ? Friends can skate with friends- in the dark- to Endless Love..." Happy Gilmore

[kyle]

I hope nobody is bothered by this (although I must admit that I am a little bit, lol), but everytime I read in Genesis of Isaac and Rachel going to Egypt and he claims that she's his sister, but he spots them "cavorting," I just think of Ferris Bueller - "so THAT'S how it is in their family."

And now, unfortunately, so will you. Sorry about that.

Also, there was a line I remember from Jack Nicholson's Joker that resonated with me because it describes the way I can be sometimes - "I'm laughing on the outside, my smile is but skin deep. If you could see inside, I'm really crying, won't you join me for a weep?" Granted, it's maybe not as memorable as "How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear" but I liked it.

[aaron]

Feel the rhythm, feel the ride, give it up, it's bobsled time!
from Cool Runnings

[kazbo]

"DO I ??? DO I ???" Guy panicking in Galaxy Quest. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1-Wpq-NOQg)



Buttercup: But Wesley, what about the R.O.U.S.s?

Wesley: Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.

BAM!

~ from The Princess Bride



And recently, Jim Carrey's impersonation of William Shatner (from a scene in an old Twilight Zone) in Ace Ventura. He does William Shatner better than Shatner does Am I the only one who thinks Jim Carrey is a great comedian but wishes soooooooooo much he'd not be so vulgar? What a waste of talent. There's a clip of the scene here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qX_-e7PGlc - pause it while it loads then go right to 1:50

[Tevye]

"I usually appreciate my own thoughtfulness."

-from Sara in Serendipity.

[Tevye]

or...

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them,
glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it.

-from "Kate and Leopold"

or...

My father says that almost the whole world is asleep.
Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to.

He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.

-Patricia from Joe Verses The Volcano

or even better...

Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life.

-Joe Banks

[SoliDeoGloria]

Some of the best quotes come from Yoda....

“Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."

"Do or do not...there is no try" (one of my alltime faves...)

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

Luke: I can't believe it...
Yoda: That is why you fail.

Hmmm- can you tell I grew up in the 70's and 80's????